Monster eXterminator
Protect Yourself From Monsters
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Ingredients:
A Proprietary Combination of:
  • Magic Potion 
  • Essence of Dragon
  • May contain Dragon Scales (starts off invisible)
  • Water of Life
  • Anti-Dark One 
  • Anti-Death & Lifespan mix 
  • Chillax 
  • Medieval Maximum Mix 
  • Witch Hazel 
  • with Cucumber & Lemon 
  • (They hate the smell of this stuff!).

Monster eXterminator contains natural and organic ingredients. It has been approved by Federal Association Against Bad Monsters (FAABM). Personally approved by Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, & the Tooth Fairy.

Note:  You have no idea how hard it was to contact Santa, the Easter Bunny, & the Tooth Fairy....thank goodness after all that work they were able to test Monster eXterminator and see how well it works!  

Santa's elves are super scared of the dark ... so they told us how happy they were that Santa bought them each their own monster eXterminator spray.  They were  especially thankful!