Monster eXterminator
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Federal Association Against Bad Monsters (FAABM)
Monster eXterminator has been approved by Federal Association Against Monsters (FAABM).  

 Personally approved by Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, & the Tooth Fairy.

Note: You have no idea how hard it was to contact Santa, the Easter Bunny, & the Tooth Fairy....thank goodness after all that work they were able to test Monster eXterminator and see how well it works!  

Santa's elves are super scared of the dark ... so they told us how happy they were that Santa bought them each their own monster eXterminator spray. They were especially thankful! And will be able to get their sleep back.